Bagpipe Jokes
Jul-14-2006 20:17 |
Bagpipes
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• Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A. A bagpiper.
• Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
• Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
• Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning? A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
• Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? A. Someone is blowing into it.
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• Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A. A bagpiper.
• Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
• Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
• Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning? A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
• Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? A. Someone is blowing into it.
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